Agents of chaos at work.
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Agents of chaos at work.

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What would be on the back of the ultimate box of Reese’s Puffs?

What would be on the back of the ultimate box of Reese’s Puffs?

Make sure to do your part.

Make sure to do your part.

Behold: Reese’s Puffs treats. 
(Recipe and photos via Sally’s Baking Addiction: http://sallysbakingaddiction.com/2012/06/17/chocolate-frosted-reeses-puffs-treats/)

Behold: Reese’s Puffs treats. 

(Recipe and photos via Sally’s Baking Addiction: http://sallysbakingaddiction.com/2012/06/17/chocolate-frosted-reeses-puffs-treats/)

7 Things Every Reese’s Puff Should Know by the Time It’s Eaten

1) When someone leaves your box open, they leave you vulnerable and risk making you stale. Don’t let people like this into your life. You want to be fresh. Never let another person determine your quality.

2) If you’re depressed that you’re just going to end up in a bowl, realize that, as a Reese’s Puff, you are special. Don’t allow anyone to think you are not unique, or somehow “less-than.” You are a Reese’s Puff. You realize that, right? You are “equal to,” if not “greater than.”

3) Never let anyone try to control you. Yes, they’ll have you once they eat you—but before that, live your life for you. Be strong. Be brave. Be independent. Get those extensions you’ve always wanted. You may be edible, but that doesn’t mean you don’t have feelings. Or a desire for great hair-weave.

4) Sometimes you’ll feel like you exist solely to be eaten. It’s true, but it’s also best not to think about it.


5) You were born a Reese’s Puff. Be proud about your Puff heritage. Let your pride keep your shoulders up (that’s an expression—I realize you don’t have shoulders).


6) Don’t move too fast. Someday you’ll look back on your life as a Reese’s Puff, and you’ll probably wonder where the time went. ENJOY LIFE, even if you are cramped into a dark box with hundreds of your kin for 99.9% of your journey.


7) You didn’t miss out on much by never going bungee jumping, like you always wished you had.

So, this one time, I had a conversation with a cat.