Wizard Penguins need Reese’s Puffs too. People always think, “Wizard Penguins have everything!” Not without Reese’s Puffs they don’t.(Illustration by Jon Stich: http://www.etsy.com/people/jonstich)

Wizard Penguins need Reese’s Puffs too. People always think, “Wizard Penguins have everything!” Not without Reese’s Puffs they don’t.

(Illustration by Jon Stich: http://www.etsy.com/
people/jonstich)

Mashup presidents: James A. Garfield - Dinosaur Trainer

Before James A. Garfield took office, he tried his hand at dinosaur training. In the end, he chose politics over pterodactyls. 

Mashup presidents: Rutherford B. Hayes - Heavy Metal Drummer

Before taking office, Hayes played drums in an experimental metal group. 

Mashup presidents: Chester A. Arthur - Cat Groomer

It’s not very well-known, but Chester A. Arthur comes from a long line of cat groomers. In fact, he’s one of the most renown cat groomers to ever be president.

Bunnybear. Gnaws on carrotfish. Jumps up waterfalls. Tastes delicious in stew.

Deeragator. The bite of a gator, the softness of a deer. But, most importantly: The bite of a gator.

Lionhorse. Pro: Has a tail you can braid. Con: Doesn’t like when you braid his tail.