1) In 1947, a secret government detail set out to disprove the existence of aliens. They weren’t successful, however, they did successfully create a treat they called “anti-alien sustenance material,” which would later go on to become Reese’s Puffs.
2) Two planets collided far off in the galaxy, and for 100 days, Reese’s Puffs rained down on the Earth. DID YOU KNOW: Reese’s Puffs are not a renewable resource. Cherish them. Or hope for another planet collision as delicious as the last one.
3) One day a child was born. When he was five days old, he said to his mother: “This world isn’t chocolaty enough. It isn’t peanut buttery enough.” The mother felt horrible, and immediately set out to create a food that changed her child’s mind. That food was Reese’s Puffs.